Kids Say the Darndest Things
Kids Say the Darndest Things
TV ShowReturning Series

Kids Say the Darndest Things

7.2 / 10
2019
2 seasons
20 episodes
Comedy

The hilarious reimagined format of the classic variety show capture host Tiffany Haddish’s unique voice and sensibility as she interacts with real kids – and their innocently entertaining points of view.

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Seasons

  • Ep 1

    1.You’re Famous, But You Ain’t All That

    1.0
    06-10-2019

    The premiere episode’s first guests include a panel of future rock princesses that question her friendship with one of their favorite musicians, two 6-year-olds discuss all the wei...

  • Ep 2

    2.Taylor Swift is My Friend

    1.0
    13-10-201960m

    Kids these days are mature beyond their years. This week, we meet a 3-year-old makeup artist, a 7-year-old with his own ball-cleaning business and a 10-year-old who helps Tiffany m...

  • Ep 3

    3.Dad, plug your ears!

    1.0
    20-10-2019

    This week’s extraordinary kids include an 11-year-old aspiring comedian who tries to take Tiffany’s job, a 9-year-old yodeler and a fast-talking energetic 7-year-old. Later, Tiffan...

  • Ep 4

    4.Stick It to 'Em

    27-10-201960m

    A pair of tight-lipped siblings; a pianist from Okinawa, Japan; and a trio of girls who give Tiffany tips about what to look for in a boyfriend. Also: budding comedian Evan returns...

  • Ep 5

    5.Marriage Seems Like a Huge Commitment

    03-11-2019

    A couple of youngsters fall in love at first sight; young string instrument virtuosos wow the crowd with a lively performance. Also: a 9-year-old aspiring talk-show host.

  • Ep 6

    6.You've Been Lying to Your Momma?

    10-11-2019

    Kids come in all shapes, sizes and ages. This week, we meet some kids with slick dance moves, a germaphobe, a child whose age fluctuates according to the price of a kid's meal and...

  • Ep 7

    7.Turkey in Space

    17-11-2019

    In a special Thanksgiving-themed episode, Tiffany shares her favorite Turkey Day traditions and films an infomercial for "Gobble Gobble Wrapping Paper" with kids who frantically gi...

  • Ep 8

    8.Could I have a $20, Dad?

    08-12-2019

    This week, we meet some adorable kids who discuss the pros and cons of having siblings, an 11-year-old aerialist phenom and some youngsters who are tasked with keeping an extremely...

  • Ep 9

    9.Santa's Got a Six Pack

    22-12-201960m

    On a special holiday episode, Tiffany chats with kids about their favorite holiday traditions. Later, Tiffany plays Santa's helper to find out who is on the "nice list" and celebra...

  • Ep 10

    10.She's Totally Not Ready

    05-01-2020

    This week, Tiffany chats with a panel of sassy girls who give advice on dealing with boys, stuns a brilliant boy with her illogical ideas about traveling to the sun, and plays catc...

  • Ep 11

    11.A Thousand Thumbs Up!

    12-01-2020

    "A Thousand Thumbs Up!" – This week, Brooklyn's youngest and toughest food critic goes on a culinary adventure at a Michelin star-rated restaurant; a group of kids break down the b...

  • Ep 12

    12.My Work is Done

    19-01-2020

    Host Tiffany Haddish takes a look back at some of the most LOL moments of the season. Also, 7-year-old aspiring FBI agent Clark gets a crash course in forensic science, interrogati...

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