

Kids Say the Darndest Things
The hilarious reimagined format of the classic variety show capture host Tiffany Haddish’s unique voice and sensibility as she interacts with real kids – and their innocently entertaining points of view.
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- Ep 1
1.You’re Famous, But You Ain’t All That
1.006-10-2019The premiere episode’s first guests include a panel of future rock princesses that question her friendship with one of their favorite musicians, two 6-year-olds discuss all the wei...
- Ep 2
2.Taylor Swift is My Friend
1.013-10-201960mKids these days are mature beyond their years. This week, we meet a 3-year-old makeup artist, a 7-year-old with his own ball-cleaning business and a 10-year-old who helps Tiffany m...
- Ep 3
3.Dad, plug your ears!
1.020-10-2019This week’s extraordinary kids include an 11-year-old aspiring comedian who tries to take Tiffany’s job, a 9-year-old yodeler and a fast-talking energetic 7-year-old. Later, Tiffan...
- Ep 4
4.Stick It to 'Em
27-10-201960mA pair of tight-lipped siblings; a pianist from Okinawa, Japan; and a trio of girls who give Tiffany tips about what to look for in a boyfriend. Also: budding comedian Evan returns...
- Ep 5
5.Marriage Seems Like a Huge Commitment
03-11-2019A couple of youngsters fall in love at first sight; young string instrument virtuosos wow the crowd with a lively performance. Also: a 9-year-old aspiring talk-show host.
- Ep 6
6.You've Been Lying to Your Momma?
10-11-2019Kids come in all shapes, sizes and ages. This week, we meet some kids with slick dance moves, a germaphobe, a child whose age fluctuates according to the price of a kid's meal and...
- Ep 7
7.Turkey in Space
17-11-2019In a special Thanksgiving-themed episode, Tiffany shares her favorite Turkey Day traditions and films an infomercial for "Gobble Gobble Wrapping Paper" with kids who frantically gi...
- Ep 8
8.Could I have a $20, Dad?
08-12-2019This week, we meet some adorable kids who discuss the pros and cons of having siblings, an 11-year-old aerialist phenom and some youngsters who are tasked with keeping an extremely...
- Ep 9
9.Santa's Got a Six Pack
22-12-201960mOn a special holiday episode, Tiffany chats with kids about their favorite holiday traditions. Later, Tiffany plays Santa's helper to find out who is on the "nice list" and celebra...
- Ep 10
10.She's Totally Not Ready
05-01-2020This week, Tiffany chats with a panel of sassy girls who give advice on dealing with boys, stuns a brilliant boy with her illogical ideas about traveling to the sun, and plays catc...
- Ep 11
11.A Thousand Thumbs Up!
12-01-2020"A Thousand Thumbs Up!" – This week, Brooklyn's youngest and toughest food critic goes on a culinary adventure at a Michelin star-rated restaurant; a group of kids break down the b...
- Ep 12
12.My Work is Done
19-01-2020Host Tiffany Haddish takes a look back at some of the most LOL moments of the season. Also, 7-year-old aspiring FBI agent Clark gets a crash course in forensic science, interrogati...
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