Roseanne's Nuts
TV ShowEnded

Roseanne's Nuts

2011
1 season
16 episodes
Reality

Roseanne's Nuts is a Lifetime reality show/docudrama that aired from July 13, 2011, to September 16, 2011. It featured Roseanne Barr, her partner Johnny Argent and son Jake Pentland as they live on their macadamia nut and livestock farm in Hawaii. Celebrity guests included: Bonnie Bramlett, Michael Fishman, Phyllis Diller and Sandra Bernhard. It premiered on July 13, 2011, with two half-hour episodes. The show received mixed reviews based on its first episode. Its premiere was watched by 1.6 million viewers becoming Lifetime's fourth most-watched unscripted series launch in total viewers, adults 18-49 and adults 25-54. However, by its sixth week it was down to 711,000 viewers and was moved from Wednesdays to Friday nights for its final three weeks; repeats of Dance Moms took its Wednesday slot. On September 21, 2011, it was reported that Lifetime canceled the series.

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  • Ep 1

    1.Pig War

    13-07-2011

    Roseanne realizes that being a farmer isn't as easy as it looks. Wild pigs are infiltrating her farm and eating her nuts! Determined to put an end to this delinquent behavior, Rose...

  • Ep 2

    2.The Curse

    13-07-2011

    Roseanne uses farm work to help curb her uncontrollable temper. When Johnny and Jake confront her about it, she places the blame on an age-old curse. So she visits a local spiritua...

  • Ep 3

    3.Star Spangled Banner

    20-07-2011

    Almost 20 years after her infamous rendition of the national anthem landed her in hot water, Roseanne gets a shot at redemption when she is invited to sing the song at a local girl...

  • Ep 4

    4.Life's a Snore

    20-07-2011

    Johnny is frustrated by Roseanne's snoring problem and desperate to find a solution. Roseanne is resistant at first but eventually gives in and tries a variety of methods to get he...

  • Ep 5

    5.The Museum Blessing

    27-07-2011

    Roseanne bought a historic Hawaiian museum and it's haunted! Or at least that's what the locals think. So in order to rid the place of the ghostly spirits, Roseanne is having her m...

  • Ep 6

    6.Mother's Day

    27-07-2011

    What do you give the mother who has everything? Surfing lessons of course! While Roseanne hangs ten, boyfriend Johnny and son Jake turn the house upside down to surprise Roseanne w...

  • Ep 7

    7.Passover

    03-08-2011

    In an effort to be completely self sustainable and live off the land, Roseanne plans to cook this year's Passover meal using only vegetables from her farm. Overwhelmed with the tas...

  • Ep 8

    8.Grannies Night Out

    10-08-2011

    Comedy icons Phyllis Diller and Sandra Bernhard arrive at Roseanne's farm for a "Girls Night Out." The titanic trio drinks, dines and dances the night away, but the hijinks take a...

  • Ep 9

    9.Food Truck

    10-08-2011

    Roseanne has long had the dream of taking the surplus food from her farm and donating it to those in need. To make the dream a reality, Roseanne buys a truck, fills it with her fre...

  • Ep 10

    10.Weed is Wack

    24-08-2011

    With a trip back to Los Angeles looming on the horizon, Roseanne is starting to feel the familiar anxiety that has plagued her most of her life. To alleviate the stress, Roseanne v...

  • Ep 11

    11.Grrrl Power

    24-08-2011

    Roseanne is giving a speech to a group of young girls at a local high school and hopes to twist, er, shape their minds toward being strong, independent women. While Roseanne and Jo...

  • Ep 12

    12.Homecoming Parade

    02-09-2011

    Roseanne serves as grand marshal of the 2011 Utah Pride Festival in Salt Lake City, where she grew up. While there, she visits her childhood home with her mom and brother.

  • Ep 13

    13.Camping

    02-09-2011

    Roseanne and her family go camping, but when Roseanne returns home to get additional supplies, she confronts Jenny about her smoking habit.

  • Ep 14

    14.Homeschooling

    09-09-2011

    Roseanne volunteers to homeschool her grandkids for a day, but things quickly get out of hand.

  • Ep 15

    15.Menopause for Dummies

    09-09-2011

    Roseanne deals with the pains of menopause and tries to revive her sex life with Johnny.

  • Ep 16

    16.Lu'au Launch Party

    16-09-2011

    Roseanne hosts a luau to launch her business, and although the men want to hunt a pig on her farm and cook it for the celebration, Roseanne isn't sure she wants to allow it.

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