
Bless This House
Bless This House is an American CBS sitcom which starred Andrew Dice Clay and Cathy Moriarty.
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Seasons
- Ep 1
1.Pilot
11-09-199530mIn the pilot episode,The Clayton's consider buying a house to move out of their dinky little apartment. Meanwhile,Danny's best friend Jane is staying over (a lot),because as it is...
- Ep 2
2.A Woman's Work is Never Done
13-09-199530mAlice applies for a job as a legal secretary,then is fired from her head cashier's position when her boss learns of the interview. Meanwhile,Danny brings home Matthew,her first bo...
- Ep 3
3.Company Loves Misery
20-09-199530mEver-bickering Lenny and Phyllis hope to inject some romance into their marriage by tagging along for Burt and Alice's anniversary celebration.
- Ep 4
4.A Date Which Will Live in Infamy
27-09-199530mAlice and Burt are divided over whether to let 12-year-old Danny go to the movies alone with Matthew. Meanwhile, everyone's plans are stalled when the family car is stolen while A...
- Ep 5
5.I Am Not My Sister's Keeper
11-10-199530mBurt has never been fond of his sister's boyfriend, and the latest one is no exception.
- Ep 6
6.Where There's Smoke, You're Fired
18-10-199530mFrustrated by her jerk of a teenage boss at her temporary job, Alice starts smoking again -- and catches Danny in the mall washroom with a pack of cigarettes; Burt tries to resist...
- Ep 7
7.The Road to Hell is Paved With Good Intentions
25-10-199530mBurt's dogged by a guilty conscience when he forgets to pick up Sean from school, so he tries to make amends by getting him a puppy.
- Ep 8
8.A Fight a Day Keeps the Doctor Away
01-11-199530mThe Claytons resume their house hunting and also decide to get a new life-insurance policy, but Burt fears he won't pass the required physical exam.
- Ep 9
9.Fish and Guests Stink After Three Days
08-11-199530mAs the Claytons prepared to move into their new home, Lenny -- still feuding with his wife -- assumes he's coming along.
- Ep 10
10.The Postman Always Moves Twice
15-11-199530mBefore moving into their new home, the Claytons trash their apartment to get back at their landlord.But unforunately the new house isn't ready and their stuck in their old apartmen...
- Ep 11
11.Neither a Borrower Nor a Landlord Be
22-11-199530mForced to choose between having a deranged neighbor of having ""our house foreclosed on before we even make the first mortgage payment,"" the Claytons decide to rent out their new...
- Ep 12
12.If It Ain't Broke, Break It
13-12-199530mBurt buys an expensive reclining chair from an obnoxious salesman.
- Ep 13
13.Misery on 34th Street
20-12-199530mIt's a joyless Christmas at the Claytons' when Alice's mother Sheila arrives with unwanted advice on how to discipline Danny, leaving Burt to play referee for the feuding females.
- Ep 14
14.The Bowling Method
03-01-199630mAfter one pregnancy scare too many, Burt and Alice decide that one of them will have to undergo surgery.
- Ep 15
15.One Man's Ceiling Is Another Man's Stereo
10-01-199630m - Ep 16
16.Natural Born Parents
17-01-199630mWhen Danny gets an A in English, Burt and Alice are understandably proud, but then they discover it was because of her school project -- corresponding with a pen pal who happens to...
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