Bless This House
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Bless This House

1995
1 season
16 episodes
Comedy

Bless This House is an American CBS sitcom which starred Andrew Dice Clay and Cathy Moriarty.

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  • Ep 1

    1.Pilot

    11-09-199530m

    In the pilot episode,The Clayton's consider buying a house to move out of their dinky little apartment. Meanwhile,Danny's best friend Jane is staying over (a lot),because as it is...

  • Ep 2

    2.A Woman's Work is Never Done

    13-09-199530m

    Alice applies for a job as a legal secretary,then is fired from her head cashier's position when her boss learns of the interview. Meanwhile,Danny brings home Matthew,her first bo...

  • Ep 3

    3.Company Loves Misery

    20-09-199530m

    Ever-bickering Lenny and Phyllis hope to inject some romance into their marriage by tagging along for Burt and Alice's anniversary celebration.

  • Ep 4

    4.A Date Which Will Live in Infamy

    27-09-199530m

    Alice and Burt are divided over whether to let 12-year-old Danny go to the movies alone with Matthew. Meanwhile, everyone's plans are stalled when the family car is stolen while A...

  • Ep 5

    5.I Am Not My Sister's Keeper

    11-10-199530m

    Burt has never been fond of his sister's boyfriend, and the latest one is no exception.

  • Ep 6

    6.Where There's Smoke, You're Fired

    18-10-199530m

    Frustrated by her jerk of a teenage boss at her temporary job, Alice starts smoking again -- and catches Danny in the mall washroom with a pack of cigarettes; Burt tries to resist...

  • Ep 7

    7.The Road to Hell is Paved With Good Intentions

    25-10-199530m

    Burt's dogged by a guilty conscience when he forgets to pick up Sean from school, so he tries to make amends by getting him a puppy.

  • Ep 8

    8.A Fight a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

    01-11-199530m

    The Claytons resume their house hunting and also decide to get a new life-insurance policy, but Burt fears he won't pass the required physical exam.

  • Ep 9

    9.Fish and Guests Stink After Three Days

    08-11-199530m

    As the Claytons prepared to move into their new home, Lenny -- still feuding with his wife -- assumes he's coming along.

  • Ep 10

    10.The Postman Always Moves Twice

    15-11-199530m

    Before moving into their new home, the Claytons trash their apartment to get back at their landlord.But unforunately the new house isn't ready and their stuck in their old apartmen...

  • Ep 11

    11.Neither a Borrower Nor a Landlord Be

    22-11-199530m

    Forced to choose between having a deranged neighbor of having ""our house foreclosed on before we even make the first mortgage payment,"" the Claytons decide to rent out their new...

  • Ep 12

    12.If It Ain't Broke, Break It

    13-12-199530m

    Burt buys an expensive reclining chair from an obnoxious salesman.

  • Ep 13

    13.Misery on 34th Street

    20-12-199530m

    It's a joyless Christmas at the Claytons' when Alice's mother Sheila arrives with unwanted advice on how to discipline Danny, leaving Burt to play referee for the feuding females.

  • Ep 14

    14.The Bowling Method

    03-01-199630m

    After one pregnancy scare too many, Burt and Alice decide that one of them will have to undergo surgery.

  • Ep 15

    15.One Man's Ceiling Is Another Man's Stereo

    10-01-199630m
  • Ep 16

    16.Natural Born Parents

    17-01-199630m

    When Danny gets an A in English, Burt and Alice are understandably proud, but then they discover it was because of her school project -- corresponding with a pen pal who happens to...

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