Puppets Who Kill
Puppets Who Kill
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Puppets Who Kill

6.5 / 10
2002
4 seasons
53 episodes
AnimationComedy

Puppets Who Kill is a Canadian television comedy programme co-produced by The Comedy Network. It premiered in Canada on the Comedy Network in 2002, and in Australia on The Comedy Channel in 2004. In Puppets Who Kill, Rocko the Dog, Cuddles the Comfort Doll, Buttons the Bear, and Bill the Dummy are four live, anthropomorphic puppets with a history of delinquency and recidivism. Canadian courts sent each of them to a halfway house for puppets, operated by a man named Dan Barlow.

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Midnight Pulp Amazon Channel
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Cast

Seasons

  • Ep 1

    1.Pilot

    04-10-200230m
  • Ep 2

    2.Buttons, The City Counsellor And The City Counsellor's Wife

    11-10-200230m

    When the guys at the halfway house learn all they have to do to get a satellite dish is for Buttons to sleep with the city counsellor's wife, they pressure him to do so. Meanwhile,...

  • Ep 3

    3.Cuddles Goes To Jail

    18-10-200230m

    Buttons testifies against an old boss and has the opportunity to make $5 million if he can keep his hands of the jury forewoman.

  • Ep 4

    4.Buttons Goes To Court

    25-10-200230m

    Dan sends Cuddles to jail for swearing and Cuddles ends up running the place by the end of his stay; Dan thinks that Bill might be the infamous testicle thief.

  • Ep 5

    5.Bill's Brain

    31-10-200230m

    Bill enters the hospital for a lobotomy unaware his surgeon has a secret grudge; Buttons has sex with a nurse in a storage room full of dangerous diseases.

  • Ep 6

    6.The Island Of Skip-Along Pete

    08-11-200230m

    Skip-Along Pete invites Rocko to his remote island planning to hunt him down for sport.

  • Ep 7

    7.Rocko's Telethon

    15-11-200230m

    Rocko goes on a telethon supporting people who were impaled and goes off the wall because Bill forgot to give him some pills to calm him down. Also, Buttons tries to hit on a woman...

  • Ep 8

    8.Cuddles The Safety Mascot

    22-11-200230m

    Cuddles has big shoes to fill when he replaces a legendary safety mascot who was killed on the job; Dan makes Rocko and Buttons work at a hazardous-waste site.

  • Ep 9

    9.Dan's Crush

    29-11-200230m
  • Ep 10

    10.Dan The Greeter

    TBA30m

    Dash gets a job as a greeter for a department store; Miss Smith becomes obsessed with Dan.

  • Ep 11

    11.Cuddles Gets Laid

    13-12-200230m

    Dan struggles to control Cuddles after Cuddles has his first sexual experience; Bill is paired with ventriloquist Curious Bob, a former partner he once attempted to kill.

  • Ep 12

    12.Dan's Umbrella

    20-12-200230m

    Dan leaves his umbrella at the CBC during a tour and has to fight the bureacracy to get it back. Bill finds and steals the CBC's secret collection of celebritiess brains

  • Ep 13

    13.Mr. Quigley, The Asshole Next Door

    27-12-200230m
  • Ep 14

    14.The Payback

    03-01-200330m

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