Dick Figures
“Cuz we're awesome!”
The series focuses on two stick figures named Red and Blue, who are best friends.
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Cast
Seasons
- Ep 1
1.A Bee or Something
18-11-20103mBlue got dumped. He's having a bad day. Red's voice becomes auto-tuned. Now Blue is having a worse day.
- Ep 2
2.Panda Hat
02-12-20103mRed got bar in a drunk and made a birthday party by him own self! Whooooooooooo!
- Ep 3
3.Flame War
16-12-20103mRed and Blue turn a simple video game shopping spree into a black-ops killing spree.
- Ep 4
4.Traffic Jams
30-12-20103mRed slowly drives Blue insane in the fast lane to nowhere.
- Ep 5
5.Steakosaurus
13-01-20113mRed and Blue decide to feed themselves the old-fashioned way - hunting, killing and time-traveling.
- Ep 6
6.OMG
27-01-20113mRed and Blue will plant this episode in your subconscious and then cover it in their own fertilizer.
- Ep 7
7.Trouble Date
10-02-20113mBlue and Pink's romantic meal is ruined when Red gets his salad tossed. Sacré Blue!
- Ep 8
8.Kitty Amazing
24-02-20113mRed and Blue are witness to the horrors of 'Apocalypse Meow.'
- Ep 9
9.Role Playas
10-03-20113mCerulean (aka Blue) hopes to gain +4 charisma points by saving Pinkcess from the Evil King Richard Figures the Long Shaft.
- Ep 10
10.Attack of the Pwns
24-03-20113mSpace... the season finale frontier... where the forces of evil (Blue) battle the forces of evil-er (Red) for dominion over the galaxy or a frozen burrito or whatever.
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