

Bert the Conqueror
Bert the Conqueror was an American reality television series which premiered on the Travel Channel on June 16, 2010. The show was hosted by the American stand-up comedian Bert Kreischer. He traveled across the United States to amusement parks and other entertainment venues to experience and promote various roller coasters, water rides, and unusual sports. Bert was known for his uncontrollable screaming in early episodes of the show. Each episode took part in a single U.S. state, and each episode was titled with the name of the state in which that episode takes place. There are also episodes which took place in a single amusement park, such as Cedar Point, in which Bert rode 4 roller coasters at Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio. On September 24, 2010, Bert the Conqueror was renewed for a second season. The renewal was revealed on the Bert the Conqueror Facebook page the next day. The second season began April 3, 2011. Bert the Conqueror was moved during its last season in favor of the US version of Scream! If You Know the Answer, which was also hosted by Bert Kreisher. It was not picked up for a third season.
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Seasons
- Ep 1
1.Utah
16-06-201030mBert travels to Utah to ride a Wicked Rollercoaster, become a human slingshot, and fly in a harness up to 143 feet in the sky.
- Ep 2
2.Cedar Point
16-06-201030mBert goes to Sandusky, Ohio to spend a day in the Cedar Point Amusement Park in order to go up against the challenge of riding 4 of the world's tallest and fastest rides in less th...
- Ep 3
3.Las Vegas
23-06-201030mBert spends the day at the Stratosphere Las Vegas Hotel & Casino and at Bootleg Canyon Flightlines in Boulder City, NV.
- Ep 4
4.New Hampshire
30-06-201030mBert travels to New Hampshire where he goes to Canobie Lake Park to have a try at power-kiting and the Mount Sunapee Slush Cup.
- Ep 5
5.Tennessee
07-07-201030mBert flies to Tennessee to visit Dollywood to have a try at catfish grabbling in the Tennessee River and Smokey Mountain Speedpark's SkyScraper.
- Ep 6
6.Florida
14-07-201030mBert heads to the Sunshine State to have a ride on 2 roller coasters and competes in a belly-flop competition.
- Ep 7
7.Wisconsin
21-07-201030mBert heads to the Wisconsin Dells to experience the world's largest unattached free-fall ride and some of America’s biggest and best waterslides.
- Ep 8
8.Texas
28-07-201030mBert experiences 2 uphill water roller coasters, competes in a muddy drag race and joins a blobbing contest in Texas.
- Ep 9
9.Massachusetts
04-08-201030mBert tackles insane thrill rides Bizarro and Catapult at Six Flags New England, then heads to Gloucester to compete in a greasy-pole contest.
- Ep 10
10.South Carolina
11-08-201030mBert heads to Carowinds Theme Park to conquer 2 extreme coasters -- Intimidator and Afterburn -- then attempts Redneck Waterskiing.
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