

The Noose
The Noose is a parody of local news programmes such as News 5 Tonight, with fictional news reports and a presentation mimicking that of the real news. For example, every episode of News 5 Tonight begins with a CGI clock indicating the time, while every episode of the first two seasons of The Noose would spoof it by displaying the time using something more mundane, such as a plastic clock hanging on a wall. At the beginning of every episode, there is a candid disclaimer telling the viewer that the stories are not true. Each episode stars Michelle Chong, Chua En Lai, Alaric Tay and Suhaimi Yusof, with various actors and actresses as newscasters and interviewees, often with parodic mannerisms and names.
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Seasons
A weekly round up of all the headlines and stories you will not see anywhere else. We report, you believe, not our fault. Our stable of correspondents brings you in-depth reports about issues, idiosyncrasies, incumbents and insurgents, whatever all that means. The Noose…proudly brought to you by us.- The Noose Team. It is NOT the news. Irreverent, hilarious and totally outrageous, The Noose is a brand-new comedy variety programme which spoofs television news. Starring talented comedians Gurmit Singh and Michelle Chong as newscasters Roy Terse and Adrianna Wow, The Noose features news parodies which incorporates real news footage. In a format which follows the nightly newscast format, the straitlaced Roy and the bimbotic Adrianna are joined by an equally dubious team of "roving reporters" played by Chua Enlai and Alaric Tay.
- Ep 1
1.Episode 1
04-11-200722mMental health awareness gets a boost, a GST hike is expected and a new type of surgery is performed with success.
- Ep 2
2.Episode 2
11-11-200723mSingapore guns to join the space race, elders hijack video game arcades and vigilance on terrorism increases.
- Ep 3
3.Episode 3
18-11-200722mOrchard Towers may be set for demolition while crime rages throughout Singapore, not helped by cartels investing in the country.
- Ep 4
4.Episode 4
25-11-200721mApple sues local electronics giant OhSeem for copyright infringement, a bullfighting ring is set to be built and the list of suspected terrorists is on the rise.
- Ep 5
5.Episode 5
02-12-200722m2 December 2007 ERP prices are jacked up, Singapore Airlines makes a strange request and a lady trespasses into a studio to plead her case.
- Ep 6
6.Episode 6
09-12-200721mThe end of the weekend is near, the retirement age is raised and a new taxi operator is set up to provide budget taxi services.
- Ep 7
7.Episode 7
16-12-200722mOrchard Road is slated for a makeover, a day in the life of a British expatriate road sweeper and a new type of breast augmentation is pioneered.
- Ep 8
8.Episode 8
23-12-200723mThe Cleanest Estate Competition is planned to be restarted, clubs under fire for discrimination due to looks and an underground top-secret pre-infant education facility springs up.
- Ep 9
9.Episode 9
13-01-200822mGlobal warming is the word on the street, a mass tissue paper recall sends Singaporeans into hysteria and the worst food show in the world.
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