Pirate Express
300 years ago, Captain LaPoutine and his crew, Armando, Burt, Booli and Spewey tried to steal a princess' tiara, but unfortunately they accidentally stole Poseidon's underwear instead. This angered Poseidon and made him shrink the pirates and imprison them in a bottle. In the present day, The pirates were accidentally released by his younger son, Newt. So Newt decided to take control of the pirates and go on adventures with them.
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300 years ago, Captain LaPoutine and his crew, Armando, Burt, Booli and Spewey tried to steal a princess' tiara, but unfortunately they accidentally stole Poseidon's underwear instead. This angered Poseidon and made him shrink the pirates and imprison them in a bottle. In the present day, The pirates were accidentally released by his younger son, Newt. So Newt decided to take control of the pirates and go on adventures with them.
1.Poseidon or Bust
26-04-201511mNewt and the Pirates must deliver a shiny new statue of Poseidon to its grand unveiling party.
2.Finders Keepers
26-04-201511mThe Pirates embark on a mission to return a wallet to an angry Cyclops.
3.Little Miss Swordshine
26-04-201511mLaPoutine's great-great-great-great granddaughter turns up claiming ownership of the Pirate Express.
4.Ship Wretched
26-04-201511mThe Pirates split into two rival parties in a search for treasure.
5.Turkey Leg of Doom
26-04-201511mWhen looking for a giant hairball, Booli ends up taking a mind controlling Turkey Leg
6.Hair of the God
26-04-201511m
7.Enter the Octogod
26-04-201511mNewt and the Crew have to rescue Gordon from octopus worshipping natives.
8.Dead Men Wear Plaid
26-04-201511mLaPoutine challenges his rival Captain Skulldidgery to winner-takes-ship race to the edge of the world.
9.Bilge Rat Zombies
26-04-201511mOn the eve of an inspection, Newt and the Crew discover they have rats on board.
10.Ghost of Ships Passed
26-04-201511mNewt pretends to be a ghost to haunt LaPoutine.
11.Night of the Geminis
26-04-201511mNewt and the Crew ferry Ted the Cyclops and his brutish twin daughters to Poseidon's party.
12.Ships and Salsa
26-04-201511mArmando has a crisis of confidence when he gets a pimple.
13.All A Bored
26-04-201511mNewt and the Crew are stranded when the god of wind takes a holiday.
14.Club Fed
26-04-201511mNewt and the Pirates must recover Poseidon's lost pet Leviathan from a beach resort.
15.White Wedding
26-04-201511mArmando ruins the wedding of Newt's brother when he steals the bride's heart.
16.Saltiest Dogs
26-04-201511mNewt and the Crew compete in a pirate reality TV game show.
17.Shrieking Violet
26-04-201511mZeus's spoiled daughter decides she wants LaPoutine as her new pet.
18.Starboard Struck
26-04-201511mRenowned actor Johnnie Bermuda joins the Crew to prepare for his upcoming role.
19.Get Kraken
26-04-201511mNewt and the Crew fight over an adorable baby orphan kraken.
20.Grill of My Dreams
26-04-201511mNewt regrets firing Booli but struggles to get him back after Poseidon hires him as his new chef.
21.Penguin Law
26-04-201511mSpewey faces off with his childhood nemesis to determine the future Emperor of the Penguins.
22.Shop 'til You Drop Anchor
26-04-201511mNewt takes the Crew gift shopping for the first time in 300 years.
23.Opposites Ahoy
27-04-201511mNewt is transported into an opposite world whilst his opposite arrives in Atlantis.
24.Udder Chaos
27-04-201511mNewt and the Crew must replace Poseidon's magical bath milk or he will become powerless!
25.Out of Key
27-04-201511mDavy Jones pursues Newt and the Crew to get back his stolen locker key.
26.Thumb Wars
27-04-201511mNewt and the Crew rescue Burt after a dragon captures him to use as his thumb.
27.One Flew Over the Crow's Nest
27-04-201511mLaPoutine's elaborate ruse to reclaim an old treasure gets him stuck in the Pirate Hospital.
28.Game On
27-04-201511mNewt and the Pirates are pitted against Zeus' terrifying beasts at a Gods sports day.
29.Licence to Thrill
28-04-201511mNewt has to pass his "drivers" test or risk losing control of the Pirate Express.
30.Beast in Show
28-04-201511mNewt and the Pirates are sent to retrieve a part-seahorse part-unicorn to help Poseidon win a "Beast in Show" competition.
31.Fine Feathered Fiend
28-04-201511mSpewey is pushed out of the crew by LaPoutine's new pet parrot.
32.Lumber Jerk
28-04-201511mNewt and the Pirates rescue a wooden boy who then tries to steal their masthead Nelly.
33.Father Time
28-04-201511mLaPoutine steals the God of Time's time travelling scythe in order to change history and the captaincy of the Pirate Express.
34.Manure Overload
28-04-201511mNewt and the pirates seek a cure for Armando after the monstrous Medusa turns him to stone.
35.No Sea for Old Salts
29-04-201511mNewt hooks up with some famous bad boy celebrity pirates and the Pirate Express crew are left out.
36.Sealed Fate
29-04-201511mNewt and the Crew set out to rescue Marie-Celeste from the evil clutches of Skulldidgery.
37.Blunder Down Under
29-04-201511mNewt and the Pirates pose as plumbers to rescue Spewey from the Underworld.
38.Engaged in Battle
29-04-201511mNewt turns matchmaker when Burt reveals he thinks he has a crush on a mermaid.
39.Beggars Can't Be Cruisers
29-04-201511mThe Pirates start a pirate cruise holiday experience in order to loot their guests.
40.Voyage of the Edam-ed
29-04-201511mNewt and the Crew get trapped on the cursed Flying Dutchman ship.
41.Greeced Lightning
30-04-201511mNewt and LaPoutine accidentally swap bodies after being struck by Zeus' lightening bolts right before family portrait day.
42.The Godd Couple
30-04-201511mNewt and the Crew are forced to babysit Hades' giant three-headed guard-dog Cerberus.
43.Gordon's Fish Tale
30-04-201511mNewt and the Crew help Gordon maintain the ruse that he is King of the Oceans when his mother comes to visit.
44.Love on the Rocks
30-04-201511mNewt tries to help his Poseidon's flagging pop career but Davey Jones has other ideas.
45.Malaise of the One Eye
30-04-201511mNewt and the Crew break Poseidon's trident and make a deal with his enemy, the Cyclops, to fix it.
46.The Future Is Now
30-04-201511mThe Pirates are duped into buying a 'magic' spyglass that they believe foresees their future.
47.Booty Camp
30-04-201511mPoseidon thinks Newt needs to toughen up so sends him to a bootcamp run by Ares, the God of War.
48.Put Another Captain's Log on the Fire
30-04-201511mNewt is about to be appointed the permanent captain of the Pirate Express, but his Crew have other ideas.
49.Booty Nights
30-04-201511mNewt and the Pirates are framed and sent to jail for a robbery they didn't commit.
50.Fountain of Misspent Youth
30-04-201511mThe Pirates become babies after falling into the fountain of youth.
51.Jungle Booty
30-04-201522mNewt and the Crew embark on a mission to find Eldorado, the long lost city of gold. / Newt and the Crew save Eldorado from Skulldidgery and his thieving band of skeletons!
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