Doofenshmirtz's Daily Dirt

The interwebs are full of useless acronyms. I mean "LOL" ? Really? Well, ol' Doofy has a few brilliant ideas for some REALLY GOOD ones that EVERYONE should be using. Seriously, by...

The internet is full of cats. I'm not sure why. I'm also not sure why they insist on terrible grammar and spelling practices, but I'm convinced that it is bad for the children of A...

I've got a bone to pick with Carly Rae Jepsen and her endlessly catchy song "Call Me Maybe." I mean, everyone likes the song, okay, but has anyone actually ever stopped to REALLY T...

I have just one question for One Direction: what came first, the band name or the hair style? Seriously, I'm looking at you Harry Styles...

Hey guys, has anyone heard of this awesome song OPEN QUANTUM STYLE? I think it's going to be a hit!!! Some people insist it's spelled "Gangnam Style" but I'm pretty sure they are t...

There are two things people are obsessed with that I don't understand: bacon and Honey Boo Boo. OK, well I understand the bacon...

I'M BACK MINIONS! Yesterday, my daughter Vanessa introduced me to something called "INSTAGRAM" and I'm already convinced it is pretty much the worst thing ever! Here's why you shou...

So for this episode I decided to do things a little differently and reply to a few of my favorite comments. Prepare to have your minds blown, internet minions, because the Doof is...

So in further confirmation of my personal suspicion that THE UNIVERSE HATES ME this episode is dedicated to my dear nemesis Perry the Platypus. Because in the long list of things t...

The interwebs are full of all kinds of weird unknowns that people just ignore. Well, NO LONGER, in this groundbreaking exposé I'm going to tear the lid right off the internet crazy...

HAPPY PI DAY. But seriously... First a platypus gets a day, now an irrational mathematical construct gets one too? BUT I DON'T? What gives!

What's up with all these yelling goat videos? And more importantly, why are they totally hilarious? I dive into these and other burning existential questions in this weeks episode!

So what do the Harlem Shake, Jeff Gordon and fad diets all have in common? I have three words for you: Involuntary Dairy Discharge.

Okay, okay! I know i said i was only going to do 13 episodes, but I'm having wayyy too much fun. Anyways, I have a SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT to make that will totally shock, thrill and...

I have discovered yet more evidence that modern civilization as we know it is over: HAUL VIDEOS. Hipster clothiers are the harbingers of the apocalypse.

Listen up, internet! I have an announcement to make and it's SUPER IMPORTANT, so pay attention!