Cautionary Tales of Swords
The existence of Channel 101 led to a show on VH-1 called Acceptable.TV. Director/Actor Drew Hancock wrote a mini-show for Acceptable.TV about the dangers of swords, but VH-1 hated it so it was never produced. Now, in the post-ATV era, Hancock has brought the show to the Channel 101 audience to great success. Sit back and enjoy as Trip Fisk warns you of the dangers of owning swords, and always remember: Don't Fucking Touch Swords.
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Seasons
- Ep 1
1.Honey, I Killed Our Son / Swords Will Cut Your Fucking Hands Off
24-06-20074mIn this episode: "Honey, I Killed Our Son" and "Swords Will Cut Your Fucking Hands Off"
- Ep 2
2.Swords Fucking Kill Asians, Too / Swords Will Fucking Cut You Wide Open: The Movie
29-07-20074mIn this episode: "Swords Fucking Kill Asians, Too" and the trailer for "Swords Will Fucking Cut You Wide Open: The Movie."
- Ep 3
3.Episode 3
26-08-20075mCreator Drew Hancock takes Trip Fisk and his tales of swords into a brave new direction. Step behind the camera and watch how Fisk deals with a mayor who has been lining his pocket...
- Ep 4
4.Episode 4
30-09-20075mThe Jazzman stirs up the ghosts in our hero's closet. With a special appearance from Batman.
- Ep 5
5.Cautionary Terror Tales of Swords and Terror
28-10-20074mIn a special Halloween episode, Drew Hancock takes his hit show back into an anthology format with the Tales from the Crypt parody, Cautionary Terror Tales of Swords and Terror.
- Ep 6
6.Episode 6
27-01-200813mThe series finale of Cautionary Tales of Swords.
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