ted
“You can't spell 'family' without FML.”
It's 1993 and Ted the bear's moment of fame has passed, leaving him living with his best friend, 16-year-old John Bennett, who lives in a working-class Boston home with his parents and cousin. Ted may not be the best influence on John, but when it comes right down to it, he's willing to go out on a limb to help his friend and his family.
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1.Just Say Yes
8.111-01-202451mWhen Matty makes Ted go to school with John, Ted immediately decides to get expelled.
2.My Two Dads
7.511-01-202440mTed and John's plan to exact revenge on the school bully inadvertently puts them in a parental role. Matty agrees to get a colonoscopy… on one condition.
3.Ejectile Dysfunction
7.511-01-202438mTed and John go to extraordinary lengths so that John can watch his first adult film. Matty and Susan's disappointing night out leads Susan to question their relationship.
4.Subways, Bicycles and Automobiles
7.611-01-202438mTed's plan to spend Halloween with John is thwarted when Blaire forces him to be her designated driver for the night. Susan tries to cheer John up by finding him a new friend.
5.Desperately Seeking Susan
7.711-01-202434mBlaire convinces Matty and Susan to let Ted act as their marriage therapist. After the session, Ted, John and Blaire encourage Susan to pursue the career she abandoned long ago.
6.Loud Night
7.111-01-202444mMatty's unorthodox Christmas wish is granted, completely upending the Bennett family dynamic. A trip to church gets John and Ted wondering about Ted's miraculous origin.
7.He's Gotta Have It
8.011-01-202443mAs the end of the school year approaches, Ted plots to help John lose his virginity after John learns he is the last virgin in school.
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