Joan of Arcadia
Joan of Arcadia
TV ShowCanceled

Joan of Arcadia

7.3 / 10
2003
2 seasons
45 episodes
Sci-Fi & FantasyMysteryDrama

Joan Girardi has begun acting a little strange since her family moved to the city of Arcadia. No one knows that various people keep introducing themselves as God, and then giving the teenager specific directions to do things. Unsure of what God wants, and if she's even sane, Joan tentatively begins to follow God's cryptic directives, all the while trying to retain a "normal" teen-aged existence.

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Cast

Seasons

  • Pilot

    1.Pilot

    4.5
    26-09-200345m

    16 year old Joan Girardi is approached by someone claiming to be God. He gives her a mission, get a job. Will Girardi, Joan's dad and new chief of police for Arcadia, is trying t...

  • The Fire and the Wood

    2.The Fire and the Wood

    6.0
    03-10-200345m

    Joan enrolls in advanced-placement chemistry, after God asks her to stop being an underachiever; Will ruffles feathers during an arson investigation.

  • Touch Move

    3.Touch Move

    6.0
    10-10-200345m

    God encourages Joan to learn how to play chess; Will must work with a psychic on a missing toddler case; Helen hopes a miracle will enable Kevin to walk again.

  • The Boat

    4.The Boat

    6.0
    17-10-200345m

    Helen fears Joan is becoming eccentric when she enthusiastically tackles her boat-building project; Will encourages Kevin to join a wheelchair basketball team.

  • Just Say No

    5.Just Say No

    24-10-200345m

    Joan learns from God that she's holding a garage sale on Saturday, which doesn't leave her much time to sort through her family's unwanted belongings. Among the items she unearths...

  • Bringeth It On

    6.Bringeth It On

    31-10-200345m

    Joan gets a lesson in popularity when God tells her to try out for the cheerleading squad, and her efforts to impress two pom-pom girls pay off with an invite to hang out together...

  • Death Be Not Whatever

    7.Death Be Not Whatever

    07-11-200345m

    Joan baby-sits for a 6-year-old boy who is obsessed with death; officers assault a black man at a gas station.

  • The Devil Made Me Do It

    8.The Devil Made Me Do It

    14-11-200345m

    God's mysterious ways once again bewilder Joan, when He asks her to volunteer at the high-school art show, so that she can keep Adam Rove's sculpture from being exhibited. Elsewher...

  • St. Joan

    9.St. Joan

    21-11-200345m

    God wants Joan to score an ""A"" on a test about French saint Joan of Arc. As the teen hits the books, she draws comparisons to the life of the young heroine who claimed to hear di...

  • Drive, He Said

    10.Drive, He Said

    05-12-200345m

    Each of the Girardis deal with crises of varying seriousness, the worst of which puts Will at the mercy of a crazed gunman. The day also finds Helen reacting with mixed emotions af...

  • The Uncertainty Principle

    11.The Uncertainty Principle

    12-12-200345m

    God instructs Joan to ask a troublemaker to the winter formal. Will uncovers secrets that could prove unfavorable to the former Chief of Police and other members of the city's gov...

  • Jump

    12.Jump

    1.0
    09-01-200445m

    Joan is saddened when she learns Rocky (Death Be Not Whatever) has passed away, causing her to further question God about life and death. Will loses his job when his discovery, an...

  • Recreation

    13.Recreation

    16-01-200445m

    At Helen's insistance, she and Will take a getaway to a spa, but all does not go well when Will cannot forget about his job. And with the parents away, the kids are up to a little...

  • State of Grace

    14.State of Grace

    06-02-200445m

    God tells Joan to join the debate team, where her partner has a stuttering problem. A new security system is implemented at Arcadia High School. After the art teacher quits, Hele...

  • Night Without Stars

    15.Night Without Stars

    13-02-200445m

    Joan's newest mission from God is to work with kids, so she volunteers to help babysit children of abused mothers; Joan becomes jealous when Adam falls for one of the volunteers; K...

  • Double Dutch

    16.Double Dutch

    20-02-200445m

    God tells Joan to learn to jump rope with a group of inner-city teens, one of whom Joan discovers is homeless. Kevin goes on a date, but not with who you think.

  • No Bad Guy

    17.No Bad Guy

    27-02-200445m

    After Joan stands up for one of her classmates being bullied, an embarrassing picture of Joan, taken with a picture phone, is rapidly spread around school. God instructs Joan to jo...

  • Requiem for a Third Grade Ashtray

    18.Requiem for a Third Grade Ashtray

    12-03-200445m

    God instructs Joan to help out with the a chaotic Girardi household; Adam has his first art show; Will and Toni witness a carjacking. Will and Toni, while making an arrest, get stu...

  • Do the Math

    19.Do the Math

    02-04-200445m

    God tells Joan to take piano lessons; Joan helps her piano teacher deal with her past; Joan learns a painful secret Will and Helen have been keeping from the family; Iris becomes s...

  • Anonymous

    20.Anonymous

    30-04-200445m

    Joan joins the yearbook staff, per God's request, and decides to use this assignment as a means of impressing Adam... Feeling threatened that Iris and Adam continue to share a bon...

  • Vanity, Thy Name Is Human

    21.Vanity, Thy Name Is Human

    07-05-200445m

    Joan takes a cosmetics class, per God's request, and Kevin doesn't react well to crossing paths with the last girlfriend he dated before his disabling accident... Glynis' flatteri...

  • The Gift

    22.The Gift

    14-05-200445m

    After God tells Joan to give Adam a gift, she finds something that leads her to wonder if God's suggesting she have sex with him... While secretly searching through Adam's backpac...

  • Silence

    23.Silence

    21-05-200445m

    When the hospitalized Joan is diagnosed with Lyme disease, she begins to question if she's been seeing God or merely experiencing the hallucinations that can be symptomatic of her...

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