The Farm
The Farm is the British version of the international TV format The Farm, produced by Strix. The show had a number of celebrities appear on it during its two series run on Five between 2004 and 2005. After the completion of the second series in 2005, Five revealed that they would not be airing any further series of the show.
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Cast
Seasons
- Ep 1
1.Episode 1 (live)
26-09-2004The celebrities arrive on The Farm. But only 7 of them arrive on day 1 (Paul Daniels and Vanilla Ice couldn't be there for the start). The celebs are dropped off some distance from...
- Ep 2
2.Episode 2
27-09-2004Paul Danials and Vanilla Ice join the rest of the contestants on The Farm. Everybody gets on with their work but they're warned to stay off the alcohol at lunchtime by farmer Ryan...
- Ep 3
3.Episode 3
28-09-2004Vanilla Ice got into a more heated debate, this time with Paul Danials. The argument started when Paul brought up the recent hostage taking of a British man in Iraq.
- Ep 4
4.Episode 4
29-09-2004Paul decides that enough is enough and leaves The Farm after his argument with Rob last night. Also, Jeff worries in the outhouse that Rob isn't pulling his weight on The Farm.
- Ep 5
5.Episode 5
30-09-2004Things kick off AGAIN following the arrival of Paul's replacement - Terry Christian. Terry has a general go at America and Rob doesn't take too kindly to it. Rob storms out and bre...
- Ep 6
6.Episode 6
01-10-2004Stan looses his patience with Lady Victoria and a certain American rap star which eventually leads him to resigning as farm manager. He nominates Debbie as his replacement, she acc...
- Ep 7
7.Episode 7
02-10-2004Debbie has a go in the outhouse that the farmhands aren't being treated fairly, especially where food is concerned.
- Ep 8
8.Episode 8 (live) Lady Victoria Gets The Chop!
03-10-2004The cow goes into labor and the farmhands are called in to assist. Margi names the new calf Mini Moo - aw. There's also an argument surrounding Rob as to whether or not he actually...
- Ep 9
9.Episode 9
04-10-2004Rob has ANOTHER bust-up, this time it's with Stan. Afterwords, Rob is left wondering whether or not he wants to stay on the farm. After some encouraging words from the acting farm...
- Ep 10
10.Episode 10
05-10-2004 - Ep 11
11.Episode 11
TBA - Ep 12
12.Episode 12
07-10-2004 - Ep 13
13.Episode 13
08-10-2004 - Ep 14
14.Episode 14
09-10-2004 - Ep 15
15.Episode 15
TBA - Ep 16
16.Episode 16
11-10-2004 - Ep 17
17.Episode 17
12-10-2004 - Ep 18
18.Episode 18
TBA - Ep 19
19.Episode 19
14-10-2004 - Ep 20
20.Episode 20
TBA - Ep 21
21.Episode 21
16-10-2004 - Ep 22
22.Episode 22 (live) The Final
17-10-2004Ed Hall looks back on the farmhands' last full day on The Farm. Then announces that the person in third place is . . . Rebecca! As a surprise, her parents have been flown in to gre...
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