This Isn't 'The Twilight Saga: New Moon' - The XXX Parody
DirectorSammy Slater
“When you can't fuck the one you love, will you fuck the one who loves you?”
As the uncontrollable urge for sex consumes her in the absence of her vampire lover, she desperately searches to fill her lustful desires with her new companion who has vowed to protect her from the relentless threat of blood lusty vampires and also promises to show her how a wolf man can make her most erotic fantasies come true.
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