

Beat Takeshi lives the busy and sometimes surreal life of a showbiz celebrity. One day he meets his blond lookalike named Kitano, a shy convenience store cashier, who, still an unknown actor, is waiting for his big break. After their paths cross, Kitano seems to begin hallucinating about becoming Beat.
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Trailer
Takeshis' (2005) Original Trailer [FHD]
Cast

Takeshi Kitano
Beat Takeshi / Mr. Kitano

Kotomi Kyono
Takeshi's Girlfriend / Kitano's Female Neighbor

Kayoko Kishimoto
Mahjong Parlor Woman / Audition Producer / Costumer

Ren Osugi
Takeshi's Manager / Taxi Driver

Susumu Terajima
Takeshi's Friend / Kitano's Yakuza Neighbor

Tetsu Watanabe
TV Wardrobe Master / Noodle Cook / Audition Actor

Akihiro Miwa
Self

Naomasa Musaka
Film Studios Tattooist

Koichi Ueda
Film Crew Member close to the Director

Kanji Tsuda
Film Director

Makoto Ashikawa
Assistant at Audition

Tamotsu Ishibashi
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