The Burlesque Assassins. Beautiful, deadly and a vital weapon in the war on communism that threatens the free world. Set in the 1950s, this tale of cold war espionage and intrigue follows superspies Johnny Valentine, Koko La Douce, Bombshell Belle and new recruit Bourbon Sue as they seduce their way within killing distance of a trio of villainy bent on global domination. See the fatal fan dance of Koko La Douce! See the brutal boa of Bombshell Belle! Witness firsthand the carnage and the cleavage as the enemies of The Burlesque Assassins discover that when it comes to these women, LOOKS CAN KILL!
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Burlesque Assassins Official Trailer
Cast
David A. aka Armitage shanks Crellin
Johnny Valentine
Roxi D'Lite
Bourbon Sue
Carrie Schiffler
Katerina Molotov
Dušan Rokvić
Stalin
Rosalind Porter
Bombshell Belle
Koko La Douce
Koko La Douce
Brendan Hunter
Clone of Hitler
Xarah Von Den Vielenregen
Xarah Von Den Vielenregen
Amber Ray
Amber Ray
Kitten Deville
Kitten Deville
Jill Belland
Natasha Kalashnikov
Randy Brososky
Professor Von Hosenfeffer
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